most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
It’s so bronies can measure their pocket spaghetti.
my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”
The Pack + Social Media where there’s a facebook group no one uses for pack business
steve rogers was an irish-american with disabilities growing up in 30s new york in a gay neighborhood and some people actually believe he would be conservative
"with disabilities"? what disability does he have
i literally find every iteration of this meme HILARIOUS no matter what fandom it involves
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?
We’re becoming self aware
okay so last night i was really tired and i remember writing something down to make a tumblr post
so i opened up my laptop and an index card came out
and i vaguely remember writing it but i forgot what was in it so i opened it up…
i can’t get over the knife scene in cap2 because the winter soldier is trying so hard to stab steve
but he keeps on dodging
which makes him so frustrated he just pushes him away
like gOD LET ME FUCKING FINISH THIS
# GOD STEVE JUST LET ME STAB YOU
metatron’s opening is gorgeous he doesn’t deserve it
DON’T FUCK METATRON
when youre googling your homework assignment and you find a website with all of the answers
I want to the writers to see the fandom wide obsession with Tractor Angel.. And just be like.. “Out of all of season 9.. The thing that got there attention was. Tractor Angel” and just be really confused.
I believe tractor-angel needs his own spin off.
Imagine drunk Ravenclaws trying to invent things
"No but imagine a machine that makes your toast or maybe waffles warm and crispy!" "There already is something like that, it’s called a toaster and some muggle invented it I think?" "Seriously?? Wow..okay but imagine animals bringing letters and stuff! No wait..we already have that too dammit.."
Ravenclaws trying to invent things that already exist in the muggle world oh my gosh
Since the day I could think, I had this idea in my head, this piercing notion that life was completely meaningless.