when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
Laura Bell Bundy in an early promo shot for Legally Blonde The Musical.
clones impersonating clones
this man won the internet
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.
I am quite literally sobbing and laughing at the same time.
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
too turnt w/ this baguette
Damn it, Bioshock did their researches right!
This is what everyone does in France.
We wake up at 7am, go on the streets and dance together with our baguettes for 20 minutes at least to honor the baguette god.
Scott McCall + Reputation
# PRAISE THE LORD # TRUE ALPHA SCOTT MCCALLIS NOT SOMEONE YOU MESS WITH # TRUE ALPHA SCOTT MCCALL SAVES EVERYONE WITHOUT KILLING ANYWAY # YOUR OPINION ON SCOTT MCCALL IS IRRELEVANT # BECAUSE HE IS JESUS CHRIST # REMOVE YOSELVES # scott mccall # prince of the wolves (via thecatwomantohisbatman)
garrett tried to tell her and look what happened smh