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ka1ash:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

It’s so bronies can measure their pocket spaghetti.

posted 8 hours ago with 404,754 notes
via: ashton-urghwin   source: upgraders

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

I would read the hell of that novel.

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)

posted 9 hours ago with 230,617 notes
via: kayisinmyhead   source: stupidfuckingquestions
tagged as:
#about me

lordofthejohnlock:

my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”

posted 9 hours ago with 238,828 notes
via: godofchaosandfire   source: lordofthejohnlock
tagged as:
#tw

isaacmccall:

The Pack + Social Media where there’s a facebook group no one uses for pack business

(others in the series) 

posted 9 hours ago with 5,802 notes
via: tobiasthestiff   source: isaacmccall

yarnzipangirl:

sadpresidents:

autasha:

steve rogers was an irish-american with disabilities growing up in 30s new york in a gay neighborhood and some people actually believe he would be conservative

"with disabilities"? what disability does he have

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Seriously?

posted 9 hours ago with 101,347 notes
via: the-winterchesters   source: autasha
tagged as:
#OMG
#hp

theroguefeminist:

i literally find every iteration of this meme HILARIOUS no matter what fandom it involves

(Source: clracomalfoy)

posted 9 hours ago with 95,932 notes
via: godofchaosandfire   source: clracomalfoy

watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

posted 9 hours ago with 531,777 notes
via: godofchaosandfire   source: sovietkittens

tsarbucks:

okay so last night i was really tired and i remember writing something down to make a tumblr post 

so i opened up my laptop and an index card came out 

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and i vaguely remember writing it but i forgot what was in it so i opened it up…

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what

the

fuck

posted 9 hours ago with 110,393 notes
via: tributesfromgallifrey   source: tsarbucks
tagged as:
#marvel

vvidowsbite:

capsbvcky:

i can’t get over the knife scene in cap2 because the winter soldier is trying so hard to stab steve

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but he keeps on dodging

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which makes him so frustrated he just pushes him away

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like gOD LET ME FUCKING FINISH THIS

# GOD STEVE JUST LET ME STAB YOU

posted 9 hours ago with 14,233 notes
via: godofchaosandfire   source: capsbvcky
tagged as:
#spn

joanne-fallen-angel-of-bacon:

holahydra:

metatron’s opening is gorgeous he doesn’t deserve it 

DON’T FUCK METATRON 

posted 9 hours ago with 42,127 notes
via: tikistitch   source: holahydra

deanovak:

when youre googling your homework assignment and you find a website with all of the answers

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posted 9 hours ago with 248,373 notes
via: godofchaosandfire   source: deanovak
tagged as:
#spn
#I would watch it

awkward-fallen-angel:

anangelandhistractor:

awkward-fallen-angel:

I want to the writers to see the fandom wide obsession with Tractor Angel.. And just be like.. “Out of all of season 9.. The thing that got there attention was. Tractor Angel” and just be really confused.

I believe tractor-angel needs his own spin off.

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posted 9 hours ago with 2,416 notes
via: kayisinmyhead   source: awkward-fallen-angel

anangrypuff:

slytheringirls:

anangrypuff:

Imagine drunk Ravenclaws trying to invent things

"No but imagine a machine that makes your toast or maybe waffles warm and crispy!" "There already is something like that, it’s called a toaster and some muggle invented it I think?" "Seriously?? Wow..okay but imagine animals bringing letters and stuff! No wait..we already have that too dammit.."

Ravenclaws trying to invent things that already exist in the muggle world oh my gosh

posted 9 hours ago with 23,582 notes
via: godofchaosandfire   source: anangrypuff

Since the day I could think, I had this idea in my head, this piercing notion that life was completely meaningless.

Since the day I could think, I had this idea in my head, this piercing notion that life was completely meaningless.

posted 9 hours ago with 21 notes
via: jojen-hewitt   source: jojen-hewitt

brilliantjohn:

"…you keep me right." (2/2)

bbcthree + bbcamerica #SaveInTheFlesh

posted 9 hours ago with 25 notes
via: brilliantjohn   source: brilliantjohn